Aleksandr's Newsings

11 August 2009

As you may know, I am large fan of playing board game. But last time I play Scrabbles I miss out on 15 whole points (plus triple word bonus), all because the English Dictionary of Oxfords forget to put 'Simples' into their book. This is outrage. Even mongoose brain knows 'Simples' is greatest word in whole of language.

I tell Sergei it must be typo, but he refuse to let me play word and question my master grasp of the English language.

So, I put Scrabbles game on hold and create Petition for ask Mr Oxford to include fabulous word in next issue of dictionary. Please sign petitions on the Facebook so 'Simples' can find its rightful place in dictionary and I can defeat Sergei at the Scrabbles.

Many gratitudes,

Scrabble fan Aleksandr